What is going on?
I woke up as usual, but there was a funny smell in the air - I just couldn't place it at all. Probably Master and Mistress doing some strange human activity I don'tunderstand.
Master came downstairs, coughing and wheezing, and opened the back door for me. I was desperate to go for a wee, so I jumped down the step, only to find myself chest deep in freezing white powder! I sneezed a couple of times, because some of it got up my snout, and jumped straight back up the step, shaking the white powder off all over the kitchen floor. Master laughed, but I was freezing, I still needed to go, and couldn't understand why the world had turned white.
Mistress will sort it out. She is the only one that really cares for me, but she's still upstairs, and I am so in need of the toilet. Oh well, this corner will have to do.
Ahhh, that's so much better - a great weight off my mind, so to speak!
Here comes mistress, at last - she's got to clean up the poo and wee before we can go out. I really need a good run around, I've not had enough exercise for days.She's got the little bag with the treats.... her coat is going on...... oh yes, it's time - she's picked up the lead! Walkies!!!
But what is this? It's still all white outside, and my paws are freezing when I step on it.
Oh well, if it's OK for mistress to walk on... I'll have a go too.
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Hey! This is fun! If I run really fast, and try to stop, I just keep going!! I can roll around in it too, and although it's cold, it's really soft. There are little humans scooping up the white stuff and pressing it into balls, then throwing it at each other! I wonder if you can eat it? Oh, it's cold, but it's quite refreshing. There are none of the usual smells, either.
Oh dear, Mistress has just fallen over. It's OK, she's laughing - it is very slippery - I'm having to use my claws for traction control. Okay, I'm getting a bit cold now - time to go home I think. I wonder if I run really fast I'll be able to pull Mistress along... Food. Home. Warm. But most of all, food.....
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