So cold, in fact, that I am not so keen on my walkies as usual. Master took me out into the garden today to have a quick run around, but I only went because I really needed the toilet so badly, I almost went on the floor again. And the white stuff goes yellow when I wee on it... strange.
Why have the humans done this to my park and paths? They are all powerful, I know, and can do amazing things like levitating me with one hand, making it daytime while it is still night by clicking one finger against the wall, and causing food to rain down on me from heaven, but this freezing whiteness has no useful purpose as far as I can see, and I am getting a bit fed up with it.
Little master was throwing balls of the white powder at me, and little mistress made a pile of it on the grass and dressed it up in her hat and scarf with a carrot sticking out of the top part. I think they have all gone a bit mad. I got back inside as soon as I could and hid in my cage all day until mistress got back, well after dark. Then, I have to admit, I went a bit mad, rolling on the floor and growling - it seems to be endearing to her and encourages her to make a fuss of me, so I'll keep doing it for a while....
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