I heard water running upstairs, and the next thing I knew, master grabbed me and dragged me up to the white room, then dumped me in the water. He covered me with hot water - how they make it hot I don'tknow, but these humans have mysterious powers. Then he poured green smelly bubble stuff on, and rubbed it all in, so I couldn't smell myself any more, just the horrible green stuff. Some of it went up my snout and made me sneeze. I really wanted to shake, I tried but he held me still, and kept shouting "Don't shake!" at me. Then he blasted the bubbles off with a jet of hot water until it was running off me all over. Next he said "Melon and Pear" and poured some different smelly green stuff all over me. This liquid smelled so rank that I tried to shake it all off as quickly as I could, and some of the bubbles went all over Master. He didn't think it was very funny. He washed me all over, rinsed the worst of the smelly stuff off, and left me to drip.
Then he bundled me up in a towel, put me in little master's arms, and I was taken back downstairs. Little master gave me to Mistress, who set me free. Finally, I could shake! I shook all over Mistress, all over the kitchen, under the table, in the hall. Then I tried to get rid of the "Melon and Pear" smell that Master had poured all over me, by rubbing myself all over the floor upside down while growling at the smell to make it go away. It didn't work. I still stink of the stuff. As soon as they take me out I am going to rub myself in something really disgusting....
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