For the last 2 days, I have been sick. As sick as a, well, a dog, I suppose...
I think it may have something to do with the spicy food they were eating. Master dropped quite a big piece of it on the floor - I think he said "Onion Bhaji," and it smelled so nice I got there before anyone had a chance to pick it up. I wolfed it down, and it tasted lovely, but then the afterburn kicked in, and I had to drink a whole bowl of water. Later that night, my stomach puffed up and started to feel very strange. I managed to hold on for ages, but finally the floodgates opened. I did a huge pile of poo by the back door, then for good measure I was sick on the floor by the cooker. I went back to bed feeling sorry for myself, then a few minutes later I was sick again under the kitchen table. Finally I was sick in my bed. By this time it was only bile coming up. I thought about eating some of it - I usually do eat my sick, but this stuff smelled so unpleasant I felt it would be better to leave it for mistress to clear up.
I haven't had much to eat since then, and no chance to write this blog, but I'm getting over it now. Can't wait for walkies and din dins....
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